Top 10 advantages of a heavy kayak

outdoorxtreme1 · 02-16-2009, 04:43 PM

10 - You're spouse never has to worry about you kayaking alone because you'll need a friend to get the kayak to the water.

9 - In reference to #10, you'll find out fast who your real friends are.

8 - Gravity is on your side when heading down river.

7 - Icebergs will part from your path at the first site of your yak.

6 - You can create wakes for other kayaks to surf on.

5 - You get the right-of-way in shipping lanes.

4 - Gun turrets on deck are allowed.

3 - Cool retracting portage wheels.

2 - It separates the men from the boys.

1 - Finally an excuse to get a 3/4 ton pickup.

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02-16-2009, 04:43 PM	#1
outdoorxtreme1 Administrator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 77 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Top 10 advantages of a heavy kayak 10 - You're spouse never has to worry about you kayaking alone because you'll need a friend to get the kayak to the water. 9 - In reference to #10, you'll find out fast who your real friends are. 8 - Gravity is on your side when heading down river. 7 - Icebergs will part from your path at the first site of your yak. 6 - You can create wakes for other kayaks to surf on. 5 - You get the right-of-way in shipping lanes. 4 - Gun turrets on deck are allowed. 3 - Cool retracting portage wheels. 2 - It separates the men from the boys. 1 - Finally an excuse to get a 3/4 ton pickup. __________________ "I'd rather be upside down in my kayak than right side up at my desk" {\\\\>======<////}